How to kill 2

How to Kill 2

basically this is the 2nd topic of it since the other one was spammed full lol, almost 50 replies in 3 hours.

the object of this game is to kill (anyone, even me lol) in the most gruesome manner possible.

Here there is NO MERCY ALLOWED lol. except for when you let them sit there and suffer or slowly die of blood loss or something

The best one will be Announced by me. (i cant choose myself) at the end of the game, Good Luck !!!

*finally catches muffin man and slices him in half with his sword*

"Kodi: mmmm looks like he is blueberry"
" Muffin man: Please don't hurt me"
" Kodi: don't worry you wont feel anything"

*to begin kodi threw muffin man onto his cabinet, then he began to slice his legs and arms off to keep him there, then he takes small nibbles off of the muffin man*

"muffin man: NOOOO!!!!"
"Kodi: mmm so good"

*then he eats him entirely*

Wacks wind over the head and forces him to be sick O.o

Puts muffin in a bowl and boils him in hot acid

filter the mixture of muffin so only mr muffin is left wiht the blueberry

yummy 100% muffin with none of the crap.

Is about to put the muffin in his mouth when

Muffin: Nu dont eat me im not yummy

Craig : dam ur right

Muffin : yay i live

craig pulls out the blood sauce and snothers Muffin in it

Craig: Now ur yummy

Muffin: Nuuu mummy

Craig : puts muffin in mouth and chews slowly, no cutting the miffin in half but making dents in it making the pain even more umm painfull.

*forces rune to eat a grenade after he pulled the pin*

*rune explodes*

*Throws a needle into the dead center of both of Wind's eyes, injecting poison into him and blinding him, as I use remote control to take a Jet full of bombs and fly it directly at Wind's position, driving him 50 feet into the ground and blowing him into millions of pieces, incinerating him near-instnatly*

*wind-god just....just....ummm.....falls over dead lol*

<.< >.>

*Takes a leak on Wind's ashes*

*Shoots Ninjall and has "sexy time" with his corpse*

*Just uses a Bankai to cause a 100 foot big area of absolute zero, flash freezing everything before you even know wtf he did. Because absolute zero is that ****ing absolute. Of course he dies too, he's not immune to abs zero.*

...... nibbles on his foot

sees blood

Dies

*Deffy Farts*
*deffy watches everyone slowly die*

*uses a gas mask, the fart is so strong that the gas mask breaks*
*dies*

QUOTE (Craig @ July 03, 2007 06:28 pm)

Wacks wind over the head and forces him to be sick O.o

Puts muffin in a bowl and boils him in hot acid

filter the mixture of muffin so only mr muffin is left wiht the blueberry

Craig is in the lead, but the game still continues, keep trying people.

*Sighs seeing you all acting like a buncha morons, so decides to do this with a bit of flare. He unsheathed a Zanpakuto and softly says "Hikiokosu mae e eikyu no Yami, Megami no Shi, Otius!" as his sword melts from the tip down to the end of the bottom of the hold. He then quickly follows up while you all would begin to notice him as Katars shaped like Black Diamonds formed on his backhands as he said "Bankai...", the Daggers exploding reiatsu and forming a Black Mist thick enough to blind everything and confuse all. "...Kiriyami Otius" he said slowly. He would lessen the mist's reiatsu enough so you could hear a cold sound in the air.

La La La La La La La...

La La La La La La La...

Ichi, Ni, anata ni Miro,

San, Shi, miru ni ano yuka,

Go, Roku, anata ketsueki shizuku,

Sichi, Hachi, anata made osoi,

Kou, Jou, sore no onata owari...

La La La La La La La...

La La La La La La La...

Upon the next thing you know, you feel a change from the feelings you've been getting in the absolute darkness, a more solid, cold feel than that of the mist, before you notice your neck's been slit from a cold steel blade, the last thing you see is a cold pair of red eyes...*