Hey anyone know some good Jokes? Post em here. Try not to do any racist jokes. I dont really mind, but some ppl do find it offencive. Still have fun and i look forward to reading some really funny jokes

Katoma is intelligent and he has a life.

lol hedik u got me going for a long laugh there ok heres a good one y didnt the chicken cross the road 0.0 give up fine il tell u it didnt cross the road bec if it did i woulda ran over it XD

1.I tried to use penis for my password it said it wasnt long enough.

2.A guy is having a drink
in a bar.

A lot of drinks.
A very dark bar.

He leans over to the big woman
next to him and says,
"Do you wanna hear a funny blonde joke?"

The big woman replies,
"Well, before you tell that joke, you should know something.
Sure, I'm blonde, and six feet tall, 210 lbs. and I'm a professional triathlete and bodybuilder.
The blonde woman sitting next to me is 6' 2" and 220 lbs;
she's an ex-pro wrestler.
Next to her is a blonde
who's 6' 5",weighs 250 lbs.,
and she's a kick boxer professional.
Now, do you still want to tell that blonde joke?"

The guy blinks, swallows, and thinks about it for a second
then says;
"No, not if I'm going to have to explain it three times."!